At the Wingnut, Tuesday May 24th at 8pm, bring money to donate, sober, all ages! 2005 Barton Avenue! 804 303 5449
RPM Puppet Conspiracy presents:
The Standard Model
Fallacious Physics and Scientific Half-Truths!
Alliances and Betrayals!
The Latest Protocol on Blinding Laser Weapons!
In a world where Good battles Evil, and where stimulated emissions of photons blur the
lines between the two, questions are raised! For instance: Why are there apparent
violations of the symmetry between matter and antimatter? What was the nature of the
quark-gluon plasma in the early universe? And where are our protagonistʼs
eyeglasses?!
Critics exclaim: “The best puppet show about particle accelerators in light years! RPM
Puppet Conspiracy is a shining beacon in a universe of Dark Matter!”
Donʼt miss this moving exploration of friendship, intergalactic warfare, and the incredible
longevity of packaged baked goods, coming to your town for one night only.
Also on tour, the RPM “All and Sundry Traveling Cheap Art Industrial Complex &
Gimcrack Gallery” – handmade prints, posters, doodads, baubles, frippery, gewgaws,
trinkets, bric-a-brac and more! All available for peanuts and dollars!
The Wingnut 
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